when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you
WHEN YOU SHIP SOMETHING PLATONICALLY BUT THE REST OF THE FANDOM SHIPS IT SEXUALLY/ROMATICALLY SO ALL THE MATERIAL OF THE SHIP IS ROMANTIC OR PORN
fuck this ill date myself damn
if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
Whenever you have a bad day just remember Changing Channels was actually an episode, even though it looks like it’s all from the gag reel
..and that was just the first few minutes…